Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
Pretty much just farted directly in a baby's mouth on the subway
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
I see more hoeing in ur future
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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