Do you realize we just stole 12 dollars worth of quarters each from the office petty cash just to get manicures? New high or New Low?
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
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what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
Yeah dude I should be out of the ER in about an hr. They gave me vallium. Go tell the captain its time to set sail.
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
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Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
How does it feel to date your dad?
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
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