batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
Drunk tip #47: Its better to overestimate how many plastic bottles itll take to urinate in, rather then underestimate.
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
Of course I have a pirate flag
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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