That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
Best feeling in the world? holding your pee all day for a negative preggo test
My new apartment is within walking distance of both the liquor store and the chinese buffet. This is either going to be my worst life choice ever or my best.
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
WAKE THE EFF UP THE UBER DRIVER IS TRYING TO TAKE ME HOME
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
Who died my cat blue again?
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