How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
so he was shitfaced and kept using sticky notes to label everything like "beer spill" and "going to fuck later"
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
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They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
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New brilliant plan: invite two random okcupid girls to the same bar at the same time, have them compete
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
I'm not sure. I have to find the Greeks I was with last night and see if they can explain to me why I can't hear out of my right ear and why I look like I got the shit kicked out of me
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
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