well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
Last night was a sign that I need to stop sleeping with any girl that can quote the mighty ducks
Specially the ones that look like Goldberg
Just found a note on the bed that said "Dear mittens, had to leave early I'll be back soon."
WTF? Are you mittens?
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
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