your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
So random guy from last night came over tonight. I told myself I wasn't going to sleep with him but he had some killer dirty talk and a big penis in his arsenal...what was I supposed to do? Supposedly he lost his virginity to his wife and since their divorce a year ago I'm the 1st girl he's slept with, I feel like I just re-took his virginity...I feel like a rockstar.
Going back to college after four years is reminding me why i love cheating... they dont let me cheat on tests but they sure try hard to make me cheat on my girl
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
I feel like my lungs want to punch me in the vagina.
is that even a sentence?
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
If anyone from work finds out about us I will rip your dick off, sew it to your forehead and feed your balls to you like little grapes
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
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