So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
I wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commercials.
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
I woke up with spaghetti in my mouth
I'm going to have to call in sick tomorrow. After this weekend, there's no way I can handle hearing the accountants talk about double entry without puking.
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
I swear I was in Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess and American Ninja Warrior at the same time. I'm never getting high while rock climbing again.
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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