I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
You are in my phone as "Thigh Gap" and you apparently work for "DO NOT DRUNK TEXT, INC." That is why I called you six times last night. So unless you take a second job at "NO DRUNK DIALING LLC" expect more. PS I am sober so this is legit.
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
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