Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
When we found you, you were using the bottle of Captain as a pillow...with a note on your forehead that said don't wake up the champion.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
Florida has a way of just fucking with a person's soul and jizzing all over their hopes and dreams. Like existential bukkake.
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
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