i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
How the fuck did I get small bruises all over my body?
Well you were laying on the couch naked after the girls left, staring into space, and I went over to the pool table and threw every ball as hard as I could at you from point blank range . You didn't flinch, blink, or scream for any of them. next time maybe you won't fuck my girl while I'm taking a shit
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
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No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
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I just remembered that i did pull ups in a bikini on the porch of Red Lobster last night. someone needs to stage an intervention
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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