if i wake u up at 5am tmrw by coming into ur room wearing nothing but my indiana jones hat and purple socks while singing 'courtesy of the red white + blue' will u be pleased or annoyed
keep in mind this isn't open to negotiation, i'm just trying to gauge ur reaction
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
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I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
The only way I'll cross anything off my to do list today is if I write 'eat melted cheese' on it
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Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
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