he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
just took my exes job. there should be an award for how many times I've managed to fuck that girl's life
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
Did you miss the part about my hangover needing a day to rest?
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
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