forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
My balls are so social today.
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
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You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
I ordered a VEGAN pizza, because it gets here the fastest, just so I could get a 2 litre of Coke. For my whiskey.
I just woke up from quarter beer tuesdays wearing 3 pairs of underwear, none of which are the ones I left wearing...2 Around my waist and one around my shoulder in an attempt at a bra. At least drunk me tries to be decent?
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
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how does someone with a Masters Degree leave poop in an ashtray in the sink? It just blows my mind
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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