My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
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