one might say we're banned from that church
speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
you passed out on the bathroom floor with the door locked. we had to break in and no one was sober enough to move you so they just threw a towel on you and stepped over you
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
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