Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
I was relieved after I found the unopened condom in my pocket. Then I found the open one in the other pocket..
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
He called from a stranger phone to say. He was a t a liquior store and there was a long line they have no condoms. This is the guy i was gonna go on a date with
Atleast he is letting you know he will be late
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
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