Thanks to blow jobs, my margarita's at the bar are only 3dollars.
You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
two words: fractured penis. two more: emergency room.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
All of our toilets in my house are broken. Thank God I've practiced peeing in the sink enough.
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
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