How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
70 feet underwater and I sharted my wetsuit, Tide pen won't clean this up.
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
did all my christmas shopping this morning at 4am drunk. never went to sleep. i was walking home drunk last night when i passed a target and saw 3 kids having a dance off. had to join. somehow they convinced me to go shoopping with them. i bought 4 disco balls and a lava lamp.
I'm like 99% sure I made out with Kevin Spacey last night. Not good.
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
This shit I'm taking feels like I've eaten every burrito in the world and chased that with an aquarium of hot sauce.
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
You told me you would ride a pig into the night sky screaming, "I wear my sunglasses at night"
I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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