How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
Last night at a party someone grabbed my ass so I just fucking punched them in the face then went home and ate a frozen pizza
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