Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
Nothing is more awkward than taking a dump while someone is crying in the bathroom.
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
She wouldn't put out on the first date. I think my boner put a hole in my mattress.
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
I made everything so magnificently awkward in under 15 seconds. I am magic.
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
Randomize
