I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
I drank like a thousand beers last night and my poo is solid, not gross like usual. I think this means I've grown up.
We named our party play list daddy issues
When you're opening a bottle of tequila with a golf club, it's probably time to stop drinking...
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That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
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This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
I learned a valuable lesson about combining day drinking with malt liquor: you may think you have super powers, but that's just the Steel Reserve talking.
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
Don't try to butter me sideways
That is without a doubt the most Southern thing you have ever said.
Grandma keeps pulling a bottle of captain from her pocket and spiking people's drinks.. She just yelled "I'm DAMN HOT to be a grandma!" .. I LOVE HER.
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