People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
I have enough bourbon in me to put Justin's cat in the dishwasher.
he can get married early and ruin his life but he sure as hell isn't ruining mine with a shitty bachelor party
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
Slept with a member of the band last night, found out today after extensive stalking he’s engaged. Pro tip: don’t research one night stands.
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