Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
Must be January. Theres a fat chick on an elliptical wearing khaki capris. Someone doesnt own any workout clothes
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
How long have I been using my debit card as a coaster?
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
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