just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
One little Beyonce reference and he turns on me faster than liberals on Jon Mackey
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And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
He tried to reenact Braveheart's freedom scream but got tackled by his drunk roommate who thought he was yelling that the handle he was holding up was free.
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
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To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
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