I'm drive I can fine osifer
i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
Last night i was gna tell u about how i was watching project runway & how i was upset bc they replaced tim gunn & heidi klum. but then i realized that i was watching mythbusters.
True life - we need to smoke together more often
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
You were laying in bed whispering and crying to the half eaten burrito saying "why am I shitting so much" and "what did I do to deserve this"
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
I just found vampire teeth and a moustache in my purse. do you know why?
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