are you still at the devil's house?
I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
My heart feels like a grape in a barrel about to be crushed into wine
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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