Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
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i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
Can she stop putting up all these passive aggressive statuses and please come out of the "I-want-to-be-a-pornstar" closet already?
My bed smells like stale sex...I want it to smell like fresh sex, I miss you.
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Dude. I'm super jealous I'm not there. Plus I look really pretty tonight, I'm wearing my long blue dress, I have long blonde hair, and I'm just sitting here hitting Larry the Long Bong. I'll pretend like your 3 spirits are floating in my smoke. Fuck.
The sex was so bad. I kept sending people snapchats of my face during it.
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
Fine line between drunken accidental sleepover with your best friend's lab partner and gay sexathon. I did a cartwheel over that line. A CARTWHEEL THAT LANDED IN HIS LAP
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
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