i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
This is the moment in my life where I take a fork in the "nice guy" road ive traveled for 23 years and fuck everything in sight that doesnt have herpes, or is in-between flare ups and I don't know about it until my dick is on fire.
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
I woke up in a chipotle parking lot with an industrial sized box of condoms and a bag of dounut holes. I need Jesus
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
There is a wine bar at this airport that it is currently full of mid-40s women reading their Kindles. I'm attracted to all of them.
It's 11 A.M.
You know what, I think I will
Randomize
