I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
I'm sorry that you don't think that "Daddy Issues" are a real thing, but I can tell you that some assholes who never went to their daughter's dance recitals are responsible for getting me laid...continuously.
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
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I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
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I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
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