Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
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I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
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He left an apology note saying he had to work and that there was coffee, OJ and food on the table with two Excedrin. I left his spare key with the door guard and she said "too bad I don't go for skinny white boys or I'd jump you both!" Best one night stand ever.
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
Will you come get your son? He's using an old bike pump to help him fart the national anthem...
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