i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
I thought we agreed, no more super glueing action figures to my dick
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
ten seconds after he was done making out with the blonde, he rips off his jacket and screamed "Goddamn it, you know I like brunettes"
I have never seen someone so pissed at getting some. i called dibs so fuck him
Wedding party came into the bar an hour ago. Mother of the bride is a stage five clinger. send help.
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
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