what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
I forgot how ruthlessly advertising works on me when I'm high.
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
First lesson of the year: don't close the bar on mondays
You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
I'm smoking pot with a man in a pink suit, size 15 wide shoes who bought his bowl from a place called Chinese Bling Bling while I'm dressed as a unicorn drinking pumpkin beer
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
There were firefighters and a fire truck up the street. I asked what was wrong and their exact words were "Just a tiny explosion; it'll be all right"
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
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