she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
My parents just checked my browsing history and now think I'm addicted to porn and am a necrophiliac. 1: I know it was you. 2: You're so dumped, that shit is sick.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
My bed is full of blood and feathers
THEY NOW HAVE MIXED DRINK EMOJIS! LIFE IS GOOD! PRINCESSES DON'T DRINK BEER
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
Apparently I drunkenly agreed to help the homeless. For once, I'm not disappointed in drunk me. Four for you, drunk self. You go, drunk self!
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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