Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
Hi future me, I saved you a big mac under the bed.
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I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink
yeah the highlight of my day was the 911 operator telling me they had frantically been trying to figure out where i was
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
Of course you try to burn the house down on the one night we take down the smoke alarm so we can use the fog machine more
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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