just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
So I said to her: one time i broke my dick and when they took off the cast i could cum across a baseball field
dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
I checked into jail on foursquare
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They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
I stopped understanding conversations unrelated to vodka two vodkas ago.
Apparently after taking body shots off of a guy i haven't seen since 1st grade, i ate a stick of butter, showed everyone my tampon string, and fell off the boat. my uggs belong to the sea now
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why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
Stories of my weekends have cause divorces, are you sure you wanna hang out?
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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