Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
you scanned your fake to get into the dorm last night and when the lady told you it was the wrong card you looked at her and said this is who i am thursday night
I literally recorded a toilet flushing to make it his ringtone to remind me what a piece of shit he is
My little brother just suggested we drink the rest of the vodka because it's raining. My job is complete.
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
He literally chugged a bottle of wine in under 2 minutes. Stood up, said "fuck what ya heard" and stabbed the bottle into their drywall.
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
Did my roommate wake up in your girlfriend's apartment in drag again?
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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