Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
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There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
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That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
An old man just slapped my ass and handed me five dollars while I was filling chips at subway. I feel violated, but that was the easiest five dollars I've ever made.
Drunk assassins creed leads to explaining to my father that "it was only a steak knife in the arm"
You were drunkenly dancing with a statue you affectionately referred to as "The Captain." I wasn't going to deny your happiness.
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!
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