i gained so much weight this year, i put on my string bikini underwear and couldnt see the string anymore! i hate my life.
i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
I just want nice things and good sex
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
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