And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
I told her I'd give her some of the cream I was using so she didn't get my warts. That's when I realized I was too drunk.
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they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
I just headbutted my cat because he was trying to eat my bacon.
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
Is it penis luge time yet?
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
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Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
We were drunk having sex and I knocked over her bedside table/fish bowl and she jumped off to check if her fish was still alive but she made me pasta so it's cool
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
I figured it out! There's blood on the kitchen floor because I fell into the dishwasher. And there's a face dent. And it doesn't work.
Yea.....I saw that happen.
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
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