wat bout pragnant strippers??
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
sorry i got drunk at sunday brunch and force fed carrot sticks to your cat
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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