So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
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He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
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why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
This week I fucked a police officer and called both the Senators from the state I'm in and the one I'm moving to. What have you done since the election?
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
“On a break” is implied when it’s a Russian chick dressed as Black Widow wearing Minnie Mouse ears
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