He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
this guy literally just gave me a gold star sticker for the "stellar" blow job i gave him. ashamed? i think not.
you left your shoes but remembered to take your vodka. i see where your priorities are.
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
He gave us beer and shots and made us pizza in his brick oven before firing a handgun into the air to signal it was time to give us a ride in his inflatable raft to the bars.
He's like a mythological figure
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