a kid in a transformers shirt tried to pick me up last night at work. he also rolled up on a bicycle, the kind with pedals. do i look that easy?
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
he threw up on me, hugged my legged and then started laughing. when i asked him why, he said "it's like the sour patch kids commercials."
just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
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