white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
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I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
Theres was an instant understanding between us being drunk on the trampoline at four in the morning and the people walking down the road at the same time
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
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third nipple confirmed
If you got me high enough to laugh at a ceiling fan until I shat my pants you should at least have the decency to buy me another pair
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
Haha, how do I word that nicely? "You got me to the edge of no return twice and failed to let me orgasm, therefore you owe me chicken nuggets or hot wings. Your decision"
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
He was walking around and kept offering the neighbors flamingo lawn ornaments shots of vodka.
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