he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
my mom found me this morning spread out like jesus sleeping on the living room floor. i had a piece of bread over my eyes to block the light out
Actions speak louder than pants.
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
I just made a flawless coverstory for why I dont have my car and why I left the party on foot. #adultererskills
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
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