Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
He left his umbrella behind in my bed to 'keep me company', then stole my front door key before he went to work
You kept saying "sir officer" which would have been polite and helped you if it wasn't a female. She was pissed.
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
Purse pizza: the pizza you buy before the club, and you eat on the train home. I thought you knew me by now!
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
dude wtf why are there forks in my wall
does "I AM MAGNETOOOO" ring any bells, because that was you for an entire hour last night
You're even getting laid in my dreams, god I'm a good wingman
This girl in my class is lecturing my professor about zombies. It has been going on for 15 minutes.
Zombies?
Zombies.
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