I'm eating all of the evidence.
I'm either too drunk or not bisexual anymore
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
The weird kid in front of me is reading an article titled "why don't i have a girlfriend?" the article then continues to talk about the mathematical equation for obtaining a girlfriend. exhibit a of why he is single
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she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
She says she'll teach me how to make her squirt tonight so yea, I'm bailing again. I'm not sayin sorry since you don't have a better offer.
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
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Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
Food lion is just a portal. Cheetos are the goal. Its like not banging a super hot chick cause she is french. She still has the same parts just from a different box.
Now I am going to fly my toy helicopter in the dark.
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
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