And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
I wasn't sure if "you're even prettier in the dark" was a compliment. Hmm.
I don't know which is a more impressive stolen object. The couch from a sheer logistical viewpoint, or the parking meter because i'm pretty sure that's a federal offence.
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
you know she was a bad idea when your mom offers to pay for an eHarmony account
My brothers dog was hit by a car and died. They're really sad about it.
But they're having a baby! It's like a dog only 40 billion times worse!
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