It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
By the way when you were super fucked up last night, you ate cat food and tried to tell me it was healthy for you
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
Fuck my life he IS a stripper, Ive been sleeping with a stripper named Phoenix. damnit, I knew the sex was too good
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