So I said to her: one time i broke my dick and when they took off the cast i could cum across a baseball field
false alarm. still invincible.
A good Q tip ear swabbing is better than bad sex.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
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Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
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I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
If ur gunna go fuck a guy that's in the baseball hall of fame do you need to shave your legs? I'm so lazy
i just sneezed the second i jizzed and it got in my eye. words can't describe how much i hate life right now.
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