i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
Just got to costco. Where are you?
Liquor aisle, bring another cart.
I walked downstairs and there were 50 sorority girls. I wasn't expecting an audience during my walk of shame.
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
Don't you hate falling asleep on the couch with a glass of wine in your hand? It's like dreaming about peeing and then realizing you've peed the bed only stickier.
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
Randomize
