My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
you hid your keys in a box of lucky charms because drunk you was apparently going to eat them for breakfast...
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
Happy anniversary, did you sign and mail in the divorce papers yet?
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
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