I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
this isnt the person you just texted but i have her phone. she disappeared when the bacon came home and she hasn't returned since.
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
We literally played a game called pass the child which consisted of us shitfaced tossing the 5 year old birthday boy at each other
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
I was out with the drag queens until 7am. This is the hangover I needed to kick my ass back to sobriety. Dear Virgin Mary, fuck my life.
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
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